Title: Lady F’s sworn enemy. Former it-girl turned gallery owner.

Known For: Ruining brunch and orchestrating bidding wars at auctions to artificially inflate her artist’s prices.

Archrival: Lady Victoria Fenwick-Smythe (ongoing media feud and rumored sabotaged seating at the Venice Biennale).

Rumor: Once slapped Lady F with a white glove in the Frieze VIP tent.

Affair With: Count Luca del Mare (possibly during his “break” from Lady F).

Hires: Poppy Willendorf as her intern, mostly for chaos.

Age: Let’s just say her face is on retainer.

Lady F Says: “She tried to buy my silence once. I quoted her double.”