Title: Lady F’s sworn enemy. Former It-girl turned gallery owner.

Known For: Running a rival gossip column and ruining brunch.

Archrival: Lady Victoria Fenwick-Smythe (ongoing media feud + rumored sabotaged seating at the Venice Biennale)

Rumor: Once slapped Lady F with a white glove in the Frieze VIP tent

Affair With: Count Luca del Mare (possibly during his “break” from Lady F)

Hires: Poppy Willendorf as her intern, mostly for chaos

Age: Let’s just say her face is on retainer.

Lady F Says: “She tried to buy my silence once. I quoted her double.”