Role: Frenemy and professional saboteur  

Known For: Arriving to every event wearing something just a shade better than the host

Once Claimed: That a tiara was “accidentally” delivered to her by the Crown Jeweler.

Signature Move: Feigning innocence while orchestrating seating chart warfare

Quote: “Oh darling, I simply assumed your invitation got lost. Or shredded.”

Frienemy Status: Lady Fenwicke (mutual backhanded compliments and tiara envy)

Feud With: Minerva Saint James (over who hosted the better “last” party before lockdown)

Secretly Engaged To: Archie Pippinbottom (briefly, in 2009 — neither admits it)