Role: Head curator of Fondation D’Art Moderne. Guest auctioneer at Brothelby’s. Former diplomat and underground art forger turned chaotic memoirist.

Known For: Publishing six volumes of barely-veiled tell-alls. Claims not to remember writing any of them.  

Signature Move: Toasting with absinthe and accidentally starting wars of words (and sometimes, just wars).

Quote: “Names were changed, darling. But the sins were not.”