Lady F’s overworked assistant. Ivy League-educated but now finds herself Googling the correct protocol for yacht christenings. Wears ballet flats and a permanent expression of disbelief. Dreams of writing serious fiction, but currently ghostwrites Lady F’s captions.

Known For: Clutching a clipboard while sprinting in kitten heels

Fun Fact: Once had to escort a tipsy ambassador off a Riva yacht using only charm and a hairdryer

Lady F Says: “Penny has a head for crisis and a waist for Alaïa.”

Despises: Chip Vanderwall (he flirted with her, then stole her cab and umbrella)

Secretly Dating: Archie Pippinbottom III (she thinks no one knows — she’s wrong)

Corresponds With: The Marchioness of Mayhem… anonymously