Title: The Crown Prince of Poor Decisions (and Even Richer Inheritances)

Role: Born into one of Greece’s most storied shipping dynasties — a lineage so old that Homer himself might have owed them a favor — Niko Konstantinides was swaddled in Hermès cashmere before he could even say OPA!

Occupation: Officially, oversees the global transport of priceless art collections for major auction houses and museums. Unofficially, specializes in making ‘misunderstandings’ disappear — including, famously, a certain embarrassing scandal in the Vatican involving looted antiquities and missing artifacts.

Known For: His devastating smile, devil-may-care wagers, and an unfortunate talent for seducing other people’s fiancées. Quietly drifts between Mykonos, Monaco, and Manhattan, depending on his next cargo.

Rumor Has It: He’s still madly in love with his former wife, Cosima Vögeli von Lichtenwald. They divorced quietly for reasons unknown.

Hobbies: Despite owning an impressive fleet of tankers (or at least the board seats that command them), Niko’s true passions are fast boats, faster bets, and scandalously slower mornings-after.

In Lady F’s words: “The Konstantinides family may have inherited Poseidon’s empire, but dear Niko inherited only the storms.”