Title: Fashion stylist & International Art Advisor. Questionable influence.

Age: Immortal

Known For: Once styled Sophia Loren. Restored a missing “Carravaggio” with nail polish. Runs an underground poker salon in Venice.

Style: Dresses like a Rothko but schemes like a Rubens. 

Frequently Seen At: Lady F’s manor. Always brings a bottle of Petrus and a mistress named after a fruit.

Rumor: Once sold a Damien Hirst to a Saudi prince during a snowstorm. No one knows how he made his first million… but everyone has a theory.

Lady F Says: “The only man I know who could forge a provenance and a marriage license in the same weekend.”

Blackmailed By: Max Bouvier (over a forgery he passed off as a lost Vermeer)

Flirted With: Sir Percy Blenkinsop (in exchange for memoir edits)

Ghosted: Minerva Saint James (after promising to produce her one-woman show in Paris)