Role: Mysterious European socialite, potential spy, definite tax evader   

Known For: Wearing gloves indoors and never being seen in the same country twice in a week

Signature Move: Slipping away just before someone yells “Interpol!”  

Quote: “Darling, I’m not hiding. I’m just being elusive… with excellent lighting.”

Avoids: Sergei Volkov (they have “history”)

Currently Texting: Count Luca del Mare