Role: Best friend, mischief-maker, Italian heiress, occasional fugitive, full-time heartbreaker, and expert in disappearing acts (usually with someone else’s jewelry).

Known For: Hosting pop-up fashion shows mid-flight, being on the first name basis with every doorman in Milan, vanishing from her own weddings, and being “between palazzos”  

Signature Move: Speaking five languages, all of them flirtatious

Quote: “A scandal a day keeps the boredom away. Also, how’s your yacht?”

Fought With: Cosima (still ongoing)

Fled From: Sergei Volkov (after “borrowing” a diamond choker for Burning Man)

Drunkenly Proposed To: Chip Vanderwall (in Capri; neither remembers if they filed anything)