Role: Former enfant terrible, current enfant worse

Known For: Setting off fire alarms in art galleries “for ambiance” and once marrying a countess by accident  

Signature Move: Quoting French philosophers while stealing your cab 

Current Status: Curator of chaos

Weakness: Despite his bravado, he often overcompensates with outlandish acts to get noticed

Mission: To make the art world more “democratic”

Quote: “I’m not being difficult. I’m being curated.”