
Role: Mysterious European socialite, potential spy, definite tax evader
Known For: Wearing gloves indoors and never being seen in the same country twice in a week
Signature Move: Slipping away just before someone yells “Interpol!”
Quote: “Darling, I’m not hiding. I’m just being elusive… with excellent lighting.”
Avoids: Sergei Volkov (they have “history”)
Exposed By: The Marchioness of Mayhem (for tax havens and tarot card fraud)