Role: Naïve debutante, constant embarrassment. Distant cousin of Lady F, regrettably.

Known For: Asking if the caviar is vegan. Once wore Zara to a royal wedding.

Rumor Has It: Once mistook an arms dealer for a philanthropist and spent an entire gala praising his “good works.”

Signature Move: Public tears over minor seating slights.

Quote: “I just want everyone to get along and also to be seated near the Prince.”