Role: Best friend, scandal co-conspirator, and noted champagne kleptomaniac  

Known For: Being banned from three embassies, once marrying a Greek shipping magnate for the air miles

Signature Move: Dramatically fainting at brunch to change the subject and always managing to show up to the afterparty when no one can remember how she got in

Quote: “If you can’t be the talk of the town, blackmail someone who is.”

Holds Blackmail On: Georgina Baselitz (involving a Monaco customs snafu and a stolen hatbox)

Fought With: Gigi De Rossi (allegedly over champagne theft or a mutual ex)

Crashed With: Lady F during her exile from Berlin (left behind three lovers and a lizard)